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Saturday, November 25, 2017

Twenty Years of C5: A Corvette Built For The 21st Century

My '99 C5
Article thanks to Bradley Iger and street musclemag.com. Links provided:


Oct, 2017 This year marks the 20th anniversary of Chevrolet’s fifth generation sports car. Debuting in 1997, the C5 might have an aesthetic evolution from the C4 but underneath the skin it was a massive departure from the past, one which would see the Corvette modernized for a 21st century world through the most extensive redesign since the first model rolled off the assembly line in 1953.


Along with significant improvements to its structure design and chassis, the C5 would also debut a new family of power plants that has become synonymous with modern V8 performance – the Gen III LS engines. These motors have not only seen extensive use throughout GM’s portfolio in the years since, they’ve also become the go-to motor for engine swaps in everything from vintage Camaros to Mazda MX-5s due to their light weight, compact packaging, bulletproof reliability, and ability to make a ton of power with very little effort. Here we’ll look back at the C5 to get a better sense of all the innovations it brought to not only the Corvette model but the industry as a whole, and see how its potent new motor helped bring modernized small block V8 power to the masses.
Rebooting The Corvette
After nearly a decade and a half on the market, Chevrolet decided it was time to put the C4 out to pasture. It’d had a good run that had culminated with Chevrolet’s “King of the Hill” ZR-1, a version of Corvette that was co-developed with Lotus and delivered supercar-level performance.
But the C4’s production run would continue on well past Chevrolet’s original plan, which was to debut the C5 in 1993 to mark the Corvette’s 40th anniversary. Corporate issues within GM would prevent the Corvette team from hitting that target though, and they would instead debut the car at the 1997 North American International Auto Show in Detroit. Fortunately, this is one of those cases where having patience really did pay off.
Though not a complete visual rethink, even from the outside it was clear that this was not some simple refresh of the C4, and the updated bodywork modernized the Corvette’s look significantly while keeping its family resemblance. It served a functional purpose as well, lowering the Corvette’s drag coefficient substantially from 0.34 to 0.29, the latter making the Corvette among the slipperiest bodies in the industry at the time.
Underneath the bodywork was a hydroformed frame with a rigid center tunnel design that provided a massive increase in torsional rigidity, which not only greatly reduced the rattles and squeaks that the C4 suffered from but improved the ride and handling of car, particularly in convertible form. This new platform also allowed Corvette engineers to relocate the transmission to just in front of the rear axle, which helped the car achieve a near-50/50 weight balance between the front and rear. Double-wishbones suspended the C5 at all four corners, while a composite transverse monoleaf spring was installed at each end of the car.
For those that preferred to row their own gears, a new a Borg-Warner T-56 6-speed manual gearbox was available, while a four-speed automatic was optional. Although the slushbox was one of the few carry-over components from the C4, power plant it was hooked to most certainly was not.
LS1 Power
Debuting alongside the C5 in 1997, LS1 was an equally radical departure from its predecessor. While the its 5.7 liters of displacement was similar to previous generation of Chevy’s small block V8, the LT1/LT4, commonality between the two generations more or less ended there.
The all-aluminum mill featured totally new designs for both the block and cylinder heads, six-bolt main caps, and a new distributor-less ignition system that relied on camshaft and crankshaft position data to trigger individual ignition coils for each cylinder. The camshaft was also positioned higher in the block in order to future-proof the motor for larger displacement applications down the road, as the location allowed for longer-stroke configurations without concern for camshaft interference.
This new block was paired with high-flowing cylinder heads that featured a 15-degree valve angle rather than the 23-degree angle utilized with the Gen II engines, which in turn offered a more direct path to the combustion chambers. In its debut configuration the LS1 offered 345 horsepower and 350 pound-feet of torque, up 15hp and 10lb-ft from the LT4, while also weighing 44 pounds less than the Gen II motor and delivering better fuel economy.
Z06
In 2001, Chevrolet would reach into their sports car’s rich performance history when they debuted the new Z06, a badge not seen on the Corvette since the 1960s. While it served as a successor to the C4’s ZR-1, rather than using a bespoke dual-overhead camshaft design, Chevrolet’s engineers instead tweaked the LS1 for even greater performance, upping the compression, revising the cylinder head design, and installing a more aggressive camshaft along with bigger fuel injectors. The result was the new LS6, which delivered 385 horsepower and 385 pound-feet of torque.
Though not nearly as exclusive (or expensive) as the ZR-1 had been (and despite being slightly down on power), the new Z06 could out-pace it in virtually every performance metric due in part to the scant 3100-pound curb weight and the rigidity of the fixed-roof coupe. The FRC body style had debuted 1999, initially intended as a budget-friendly alternative to the convertible and targa top cars, but became a performance variant due to being the lightest and most rigid of the three body configurations. Along with the more potent power plant, the Corvette Z06 received an array of performance upgrades, including the more aggressive FE4 suspension package, wider, model-specific wheels with Goodyear Eagle F1 rubber, improved brake cooling, revised gearing, titanium exhaust, and other go-fast goodies, all for just $500 more than a convertible model.
In 2002 the LS6 would get intake and camshaft revisions, along with and the removal of two of the exhaust system’s four catalytic converters, resulting in a bump in output to 405 horsepower and 400 lb-ft, bring the Z06’s sprint to 60 mph from rest to just 3.9 seconds and its quarter mile time down to the low 12-second range – formidable numbers even by today’s standards.
Legacy
Though it would spent just eight years in production before the fifth generation Corvette would bow out to make room for the C6, Chevrolet would sell nearly a quarter million examples of the C5 throughout its life span, and the car would play a pivotal role in setting the stage for Corvette performance going into the future, not only on the street, but on race tracks around the world as well.
In 1999, Chevrolet would team up with Pratt & Miller in order to bring the fifth generation Corvette back to international endurance racing with the C5-R. Over the years, this purpose-built race car became one of the most dominant forces in GT class racing, securing wins at the 24 Hours of Le Mans, the 24 Hours of Daytona and the 12 Hours of Sebring among numerous others, and established a partnership between Pratt & Miller and the Corvette team’s racing efforts that remains in effect to this day.
In terms of the road-going Corvette, the C5 along with its LS-based power plants would lay the groundwork for the C6, which would receive a revised version of the C5’s platform that was 5.1 inches shorter while sporting a 1.2-inch longer wheelbase. It would also share much of its overall suspension configuration, albeit with revised geometry and optional magnetorheological dampers.
The C6 would also debut the latest iteration of the LS-based V8 engine family, the LS3, which would go on to find homes in everything from the fifth generation Camaro to GM’s full-sized truck and SUV lineup. Along with the rest of the LS engine family, the LS3 would prove instrumental in bringing serious horsepower into the mainstream in a reliable, compact, and light weight package, and would lead to even more potent iterations down the road. The first of these was the 7.0-liter LS7, a naturally aspirated, dry-sump, hand built, high-revving monster of a motor that debuted in the 2006 Corvette Z06 churning out 505 horsepower and 470 pound-feet of torque. That engine would later find its way into the giant-slaying fifth generation Camaro Z28 as well.


But true culmination of GM’s engineering efforts with the LS3 engine wouldn’t be seen until the C6 Corvette ZR1 with its supercharged, 6.2-liter LS9 engine. Generating 638 horsepower by way of an Eaton blower and host of performance revisions, the LS9 was the most production engine ever built by GM upon its debut.
Due to both their performance and adaptability for different applications, motors like the LS3, LS7 and LS9 remain popular choices for engine swaps to this day, and the millions of LS-based power plants that have been produced since the LS1 debuted in 1997 has ensured that modern V8 horsepower should be readily available to those looking to get reliable Chevy small block power for decades to come.




Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Oka Incident!

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Oldie but Goodie Post from July 4, 2012:

I found this very funny story from north of the border on the internet posted in originally in 2002. Thanks to B.J.!

by B.J.Rhodes
When Frank and Percy Muska ordered their new truck, they spared no expense, and from the tips of its chromed stacks to the custom velour interior, the long-nose Peterbilt was pure class. After seeing the movie 'Smokey and the Bandit', they figured it would be a neat idea to have their purebred Bassett hound "Piglet" ride along on every trip. Piglet had no class. What he did have was an appetite like a crocodile, with jaws to match, but the Muska brothers treated the thing like royalty. Piglet ate only 'Muska' food; the two fools claimed dog food made him stink. Naturally it wasn't long before he started to look like the Graff Zeppelin.
They hauled freight out of Winnipeg to Montreal via the States for the same company that I did. On one trip to Quebec, they decided to stop in the town where Oka cheese is made - they were crazy about the smelly stuff, and purchased a ten pound wheel. They were soon in hog-heaven, gorging on cheese and carefully trimming off the rinds which they fed to Piglet, nearly losing a finger or two in the process. After a thorough stuffing, they concluded that it would be a darn shame to eat another bite of the delicious cheese without the benefit of good rye bread and perhaps a fine garlic sausage, which, as far as the Muskas were concerned, could only be obtained back in Winnipeg. They bought a cheap styrofoam cooler and some ice to keep the valuable cargo fresh, and to ensure no aroma could escape to tempt them with its delicate boutique, they sealed the cooler lid with duct tape.
After stopping for supper, having left Piglet on guard as usual, they returned to find chunks of styrofoam scattered about, and a bloated Piglet flopped out like a beached walrus. The little monster had devoured the whole wheel of cheese - not a trace remained, even the label was gone.
After the initial shock had worn off, and despite the loss of their precious cargo, the big worry was what effect an estimated eight pounds of Oka cheese would have on the little glutton. He'd be okay, they reasoned, after a bit of exercise...but Piglet was way too full to move, and walking was out of the question. He'd growl like hell if anyone tried to disturb him.
When they reached Chicago, Piglet was starting to move around a bit. At Belvedere, they stopped to eat, and managed to hoist a cranky, snarling Piglet out for a much-needed and hoped-for bowel movement. No way...Piglet was moving, but nothing else was.
By the time they reached Minneapolis, the infamous cheese had Piglet bunged up for nearly three days...something had to be done! They figured that Ex-lax would do the trick, and Piglet eagerly gobbled up the little treats. In Fargo, they stopped for supper and again they waddled the bloated Bassett around...still no luck...so back into the truck he went, as heavy as a wet sand bag. An hour later they returned to the rig, and upon opening the door, they were greeted by the most horrid mess and stench imaginable. Poor Piglet had literally exploded in the truck. In his frantic efforts to get out, he'd tracked and sprayed the disgusting mess everywhere. They bought paper towels and cleaned up as best they could. Blankets, sheets, the mattress...all had to be thrown out.
As Frank tells it, " Lucky nobody saw me and Percy stuffing that effin' mattress in the garbage at one of those roadside rest stops. We were damn tempted to stuff Piglet in as well. Finally all we could do was put on our coveralls, roll down the jeezuzly windows, and tough it out. It was a long, cold, stinking trip home but we cleared customs in record time!
If you ever want to smuggle something across the border, a cab smeared with dog crap will discourage even the most zealous of customs officers."
Even after a thorough clean-up, and a half-dozen of those little pine trees hanging everywhere, the offensive odour would return as soon as the heater was turned on. The Muska brothers lost all interest in Oka cheese after that, and Piglet's long-haul days were over for good.
- B.J. Rhodes


Thursday, February 27, 2014

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Wisconsin - Minnesota Drone Beer Deliveries

GISuser.com

Lakemaid Beer Tests Drone Delivery on Frozen Northern Lake.

This is so cool! You've got to watch the video at the bottom. Article thanks to GISuser.com Link provided below:

What’s a beer company to do when it realizes its customers are located in isolated ice fishing shacks miles away from the nearest liquor retailer… and they’re thirsty?
“Our initial tests on several mid-size lakes have been very successful. We’re looking forward to testing the range of our drones on larger lakes.”
Most beer companies would give up. But not Lakemaid Beer, the Fishermen’s Lager. Having recently launched its new Lakemaid Frosty Winter Lager, the perfect beer for ice fishing season, Lakemaid Beer has turned to new technology to meet the needs of its thirsty customers.
The answer: the Lakemaid Beer Drone.
Inspired by Amazon’s founder and CEO Jeff Bezos, which has been testing the drone delivery of its products, Lakemaid Beer has been testing a new drone delivery system on some of the top ice fishing lakes in Minnesota and Wisconsin. A new video of its test is available at LakemaidBeer.com.
“Amazon faces a lot of obstacles,” said Lakemaid Beer Company’s president, Jack Supple. “Dense urban locations present a host of problems to drone delivery. But our tests are on vast, wide-open frozen lakes free of trees and power lines. Our drone can fly as the crow flies, straight to our target, based on GPS coordinates provided by an ice angler. Fish houses are very uniform in height, so we can fly lower than FAA limits, too.”
“It’s the perfect proving ground for drone delivery,” said Supple, “Our initial tests on several mid-size lakes have been very successful. We’re looking forward to testing the range of our drones on larger lakes.”
“We’d be happy to share our research with Amazon,” Supple added.
It may be awhile before Lakemaid Beer can officially deliver its beer by drone. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) currently restricts the commercial use of drones by small businesses, and remote verification of the legal drinking age of ice anglers will need to be addressed. The FAA is expected to issue new regulations governing the commercial use of drones by 2015.
“Our customers, distributors and retailers appreciate the extra effort we’re willing to go to get Lakemaid Frosty Winter Lager to them,” said Supple. “Even if our customers are located 4 miles out in one of the 5,500 ice shacks on Lake Mille Lacs (one of Minnesota’s largest lakes).”
To learn more about Lakemaid Beer, the official beer of Rapala, visit http://www.lakemaidbeer.com.

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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Don’t try this driving trick at home … or anywhere else

Thanks to Max Heine and Overdriveonline.com Links provided: Anyone who’s ever driven on ice knows that helpless moment when you realize you’ve lost control. When that round thing you’re gripping so tightly might as well be a toy.
So it’s easy to appreciate the finesse with which this driver for Roald-hus, a Norwegian company, manipulates his straight truck on a slick road.
http://www.overdriveonline.com


Tuesday, June 11, 2013

C.R. England driver on the lookout for his next job!

courtesy, alan crawford
Airport parking garage blocked after semi gets stuck

Story thanks to Fox 13 News, Salt Lake City, link provided, Courtesy Alan Crawford
SALT LAKE CITY — Airport parking was even more taxing than usual Sunday morning after a semi truck tried to enter the parking garage and got stuck.
Airport officials said the cab of the truck was too tall for the structure. The truck was stuck for nearly two hours. (Pretty hard to believe! I've been in that garage and would think twice about taking a jacked up pickup truck in there. How could anyone be so stupid? Dan)
courtesy, alan crawford

Authorities were able to move the truck after deflating the tires.
Posted on: 4:00 pm, June 9, 2013, by 


Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas from our family to yours!



I've been writing this blog since February of 2012. Thanks to all of you who have been reading and following it. Your comments, suggestions and guest posts are always welcome. You can find my email address in my side bar. I'm taking a break on this Christmas Eve to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! From our family to yours (missing from the picture is Kira's husband Brendan and their newest daughter Emory, because I could only get 5 on the ecard!). 

Friday, October 5, 2012

What Not to Say on Your Insurance Claim Form

mandelkerlaw.com

This is a guest post thanks to The Auto Insurance Review Site. A link to their site is provided below.

Filling out an auto insurance claim form is usually an irritating,
complicated job, which involves relating details of a nasty incident you
fervently wish had never taken place. The fun factor is basically up there
with tasks like washing the dishes or choosing which  credit
card to apply for.
However, in this mundane activity can creep certain element of humour when
you read some of the more bizarre claim reports that have been submitted. A
trawl of the internet has revealed some of the best excuses around for
claiming on the insurance.
We suggest that you don’t try these at home…
*Other people’s fault?*
All too often, the accident is not the claiming driver’s fault. Some people
out there should never have been allowed behind the wheel. Yet some reports
say just as much about the claimant as they do about the others involved in
the accident. One report argued that the bus they crashed into when backing
out of their driveway was in the wrong, as it had come along the road “five
minutes too early.” Another person ranted over the “invisible car” that
came out of nowhere, crashed into their vehicle, then magically
“disappeared again”. Spooky stuff…
Or how about the claimant who tried to argue that the collision was the
fault of the “stationary truck”? Nice try!
*Backseat claimers?*
Sometimes, the fault allegedly lies with the claimant’s passengers, other
‘presences’ inside the vehicle or even the vehicle itself. Passengers have
distracted, encumbered and endangered the driver, putting themselves into
jeopardy as they did so. That’s what the driver believes, in any case. One
claimant blamed his frisky girlfriend; another pointed the finger at a
nagging mother-in-law.
Another tale of woe centered on an annoying fly buzzing round the car, and
someone else suggested a much darker force was at work; in the guise of
Voodoo (yes, that was a genuine excuse). However, the one thing everyone
filling out the insurance forms is sure about is that the accident was most
definitely NOT their fault.
*Unidentified Colliding Objects?*
Vehicles travelling at speed don’t make great cushions – when they crash
into something, it will cause damage. Fact. There are an astonishing number
of ways that a vehicle can crash into something when out on the road.
Stories of hedges springing mysteriously up in the middle of the road, or
signposts materialising without warning have been put forward, as has the
assurance that the driver only crashed into a tree because he drove into
the wrong driveway. A rather worrying example complained of human beings
“obscuring” the lamppost that an insured vehicle crashed into…
*Pedestrian power?*
Automobile versus pedestrian… the result is a no-brainer. You’d have
thought. Yet while the vehicle will undoubtedly do more physical damage,
the pedestrian can unknowingly have the last laugh, thanks to claim reports
such as one that told of a ‘sad faced’ old man who bounced off the bonnet
of the car. Or the pedestrian who ran for safety so fast that the driver
“had to swerve several times before he got him.” Do they get extra points
for that one?
Then, there was the more sinister assertion that it must have all been the
pedestrian’s fault, as the driver recognised him as someone who “had been
hit several times before.” Unlucky? Less fortunate than the pedestrian who
inadvertently caused an accident in which he was not involved after a
driver claimed to have lost control of the car when he was “waving to the
man he hit last time.” Ouch.
*Self-harm*
Automobile accidents can be extremely nasty, bringing with them injuries,
from the superficial to the severe. Not a laughing matter. Until you read
claim excuses that can make you wince. One driver reported a nasty head
injury after putting his head through what he thought was an open window.
Another failed to report any injuries to the police at the scene of the
accident, but removed his hat a while later to discover “a fractured skull.”
Finally, unfortunate phrasing led one claim report to reveal that the
driver had fallen asleep at the wheel after apparently “driving for forty
years.” Wouldn’t like to see his fuel bill…
*One last question*
Many of these excuses have had a ring of truth to them, but seem too
strange to be taken seriously. Yet, we found one excuse that summed up the
reason behind probably most of the accidents happening on our roads. The
aggrieved claimant stated that the accident would never have happened…
“if the other driver had been paying attention.” How many of us would love
to have written that down, but were too much of a coward to do so!
Safe driving, everyone…


Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Golden Age of CB Radios

thetruckersreport.com
Interesting tale of the old days of the CB Radio, written by and thanks to Harry Rudolfs. Link to his web page follows below:

The golden age of CB began in the mid-70s and lasted for about 10 years. Now the domain of truckers and a few hobbyists, the radios were originally intended to be cheap, short-range communication devices for small business operators. But there was a time when mobile units and home bases were all the rage among the general population.
The public’s fascination with CB radio paralleled the "urban cowboy" phenomenon and came by a curious route. In 1973, OPEC had tightened the taps on the oil pipeline causing line ups at gas stations and fuel shortages that had never been seen before. Then in 1975, the US pulled out of Viet Nam suffering its first ever lost war.
In those insecure times, America needed a hero-figure and found it in the truck driver. It made perfect sense. As the direct descendent of the cowboy/frontiersman, the trucker personified the pioneering spirit, fierce independence and indefatigable work ethic that had made America great.
Making the leap from cowboys to truck drivers is not difficult. Both are close to the land and work outdoors. Truckers often call their tractors "horses" and getting in a truck is often referred to as "getting in the saddle." And trucking is not that dissimilar from cow punching because much of it involves herding trailers into and out of huge corrals. Lastly, truckers even dress like cowboys.
North America has always had a love/hate relationship with truck drivers. But in the late 70s the romance was at its coziest. "Trucking also has a dramatic quality which has served as an image for popular entertainment," says sociologist/trucker Lawrence J. Ouellet in his book, Pedal to the Metal. "The combination of travel, danger, mystery, the potential for adventure...suggests the existence of heroic qualities."
And heroic is what Hollywood gave us. Within a few years, four trucker movies and a TV series (Movin’ On) caught the masses’ attention. Nashville helped promote the image by producing a number of trucker/CB songs that moved up and down the charts.
The film with the most profound impact was Convoy. The movie’s signature tune, "Rubber Duck" by C. W. McCall, features a narrative track that mimics CB chatter and shortwave static. The song and movie tell the story (supposedly based on a real incident) about an incongruous group of truckers who find strength by banding together to defy a wicked bureaucracy that is stacked against them.
Overnight, CB sales shot up astronomically and specialty stores opened in strip malls. CB aerials and whip antennas appeared on cars and a network of clubs formed across the country. Signs were put up on Canadian and US Highways announcing that the authorities were monitoring channel 9 and communications centers were installed in some police stations.
Channel 19 became known as the truckers’ channel. The designation changes to Channel 1 east of Quebec and some western truckers use also use 1. French speaking truck drivers gravitated to channel 10 in Quebec and 12 in Ontario.
Tom Jones was working as a radio inspector for the Dept of Communications in Regina, Sask. when the CB craze hit. "It was unbelievable," he says. "We went from issuing about ten licences a week to about 300 a day. And that was the people who were applying for licences, who knows how many weren’t bothering."
The association of CBs and trucking brought with it a rich terminology that was unique to the subculture--trucker talk. People now had their "ears on" when they were using a radio. A cop with a radar gun became "Smokie Bear taking pictures."
An elaborate system of "ten" codes (originally developed for police officers) was adopted, some of which remain in common use today. "Ten-four" has come to indicate an affirmative response, and "What’s your twenty?" is understood to be an inquiry about one’s present location.
The signs on the highway have been gone for ten years or more. The communications centers have been taken down, and public interest in Citizen’s Band has dwindled.
But truckers are talking on the air as much as ever. "I’ve been using a CB for thirty years and I’m still using it the same way I did when I started," says Roger, a shunt man at the Triple Crown Railyard in Toronto.
Roger (CBers are reluctant to give out full names over the air) sets his radio on Channel 19 and uses it as a dispatch tool. He can talk to other drivers and tell them where to drop their trailers and where to pick up their outbound loads.
More importantly, he sees the CB as a safety accessory. "My first time on the road in 1972, I got a call that there was a truck across the QEW at a curve on the way St. Catharines," says Roger. "Without hearing about it on the radio I would have hit him."
"It’s a useful tool no doubt about it." says Constable Doug Fenske, a former truck enforcement officer with the Aurora OPP detachment. All the. truck enforcement cruisers in the Toronto area are equipped with CBs. Fenske has occasionally used one to stop trucks. "Instead of putting on the lights we can go on the air and ask them to pull over."
Officer Bettina Schwarze ("Goldielocks") of the Brighton OPP has been using a CB for the last 8 years. She’s found the radio to be helpful in critical situations. In one instance drivers called her about wrong way vehicle. "If it hadn’t been for Big Iron and couple of other drivers who pulled over and relayed messages, I’d have lost him."
At other times truckers with radios have helped her shut down the highway or blocked the shoulder so an impaired driver couldn’t flee. "I’ve got three home bases in my area. If someone wants to get a message to me, Bam Bam or Hawaiian punch will provide land lines," she says.
Schwarze, who has an AZ licence and occasionally drives truck herself, has a great rapport with truckers who regularly hail her as they pass through the area. "It’s so important to be able to talk to someone," she says. "Sometimes they’re just talking because of the sheer boredom."
Ham radio enthusiast Paul Denby agrees that trucking is the perfect niche for CB radio frequencies. "You’re not going to pick up your cell phone and call the truck in front of you. But for $100 you can walk into any truck stop and get a pretty decent set that will allow you to talk to the people around you."
Truckers use CB for a variety of reasons. The have an almost obsessive interest in the location of police cruisers and road conditions, but much of the chatter concerns day-to-day working activities. Drivers talk about their equipment, the loads they are hauling, and complain about their bosses and fellow drivers. At times the radio is a diversion to stay awake on a long haul.
Some commerce does occur over the CB, much of it illicit. I’ve overheard operators in truck stops selling televisions and once a even a hand gun. Less-than-reputable massage parlors in the southern US states will use women broadcasters to lure drivers to their establishment (like the Sirens tempting Ulysses).
Occasionally a driver will strike up a friendship with someone on the radio and then meet up with them later. Better let sociologist/trucker Oullet handle this: "...a woman told us by CB radio (two of us were on the same run) that she spotted our trucks while we were taking a break, waited for us to finish and then followed us onto the freeway where she began exposing herself to us. This woman said she was attracted to truckers, especially tanker drivers."
Much of trucker slang is playful, poetic, ironic, sometimes self-deprecating, and often naughty or crude. It is a cartoon world full of cartoon images. A driver may refer to his own rig as "a bucket of bolts." A passing ambulance may be described as "a meat wagon in the hammer lane." Log books are often called "swindle sheets" or "comic books," while "chicken coop" has come to replace inspection station in truckers’ lingo.
An empty load might be described as a load of "post holes," "sailboat fuel" or "dispatcher brains." A restaurant could be called a "chew n’ choke" or worse.
"Good Buddy," which was once a term of camaraderie between two drivers has come to mean homosexual. "Coin operated beaver" or "lot lizard" are slightly pejorative labels that are applied to female prostitutes. A deconstructionist would have a field day this symbolism. The imagery for non-spousal women is based on animals, while wives are usually referred to as mama, as in "I’m going home to chase mama around the house."
French CB chatter appears to be as colorful as the English variety. A bear on the side taking pictures is "police avec un Kodak sur le cote." 10-4 is often translated as "zero-quatre." And French truckers have substituted the ursine "bear" monicker with the peccarial "couchon."
Over the years some attempts has been made to clean up the airwaves. The most famous case occurred in 1998 when a trucker was charged with using "superfluous and obscene language" by the Broadview, Sask. RCMP.
The charges were eventually discharged by the judge, largely because CB operators did not need to be licensed after 1987.
Tom Jones of the Spectrum Management Branch of Industry Canada admits that the frequencies are wide open for anyone to abuse. "You can turn off the set," he says. "But realistically there’s very little that can be done. If someone’s being a real nuisance we will go around and talk to them."
Jones’ department will respond, however, with the full weight of the law if they receive complaints about overpowered sets. Canadian and US specifications require that CB transceivers operate on no more than 4 Watts AM power. "All CB radios have to meet that standard," he says. "99% of our complaints are about linear amplifiers," he says. Usually what happens is they start knocking out all the TV sets on the block. We will take action on those complaints and shut them down if we have to."

Link to: thedieselgypsy-Harry Rudolfs




Sunday, May 6, 2012

Carrie the Dancing Dog!

carriethedancingdog.com

This is a very funny video of a real dancing dog.  I think from somewhere in Mexico.  Thanks to Blaine K. for sending it!

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

Those Crazy Bus Drivers!

My brother is a bus driver, LOL

Vietnam cop hangs onto bus by the windshield wipers as rogue driver tries to escape ticket. Click the YouTube link.


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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012